my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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