what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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