So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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