I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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