I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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