why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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