Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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