Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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