i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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