either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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