We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
