Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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