If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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