i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
