Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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