somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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