okay pat passed out under dana's car
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize