If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize