There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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