if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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