im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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