Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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