i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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