let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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