So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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