D3 body, D1 cock
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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