Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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