it wasn't lemon gatorade
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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