We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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