Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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