Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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