True but thats because hes a fetus.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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