Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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