Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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