Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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