I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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