We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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