he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.