Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
is that a dick in a sweater?