hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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