so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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