your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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