Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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