Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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