It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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