I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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