Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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