Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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