They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
We need to rekindle our bromance
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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