So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize