Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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