I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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