smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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