you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she pinky promised me she was 18
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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