Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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