How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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